Try some of these jokes on your friends and family!!

Q: How do you start a fire with two sticks?
A: Make sure one of the sticks is a match!

Q: How many sides does a house have?
A: Two: inside and outside!

Q: How do turtles talk to each other?
A: By using shell phones!

Q: How did the beaver get online?
A: He logged on!

Q: How do you cook toast in the jungle?
A: Put it under a gorilla!

Q: Pretend you're in the jungle and a tiger is after you. What should you do?
A: Stop pretending!

Q: What do camels wear to protect themselves?
A: Camel-flage!

Q: Why do mummys like Christmas presents?
A: Because they're wrapped!

Q: How does a ghost eat a hot dog?
A: By goblin it!

Q: What do ghosts wear in the sun?
A: Sunscream!

Q: What do witches put in their hair?
A: Scare spray!

Q: what do you call a French man wearing sandals?

A: Phillippe Filloppe (Flip Flop!)